You know you're a mom when...

You know you're a mom when....
1. There are toys on the stairs, EACH stair.
2. There is laundry in every room, overflowing the brim of the basket.
3. You're always the one changing the toilet paper roll.
4. Your DVR box has more PBS kids and UNCTV than Grey's Anatomy, American Idol, and God-forbid, anything Lifetime!
5. You consider vacation an hour to read.
6.You don't go down the grocery aisle with all the people on it-because they might be sick. You circle and hit that one last.
7. You have to sani-wipe the grocery cart even when you are by yourself.
8. Your eyes burn EVERYTIME you close them, begging you for more sleep.
9.ANYTHING is a burp cloth.
10. You go to pull out your wallet and pull out a car instead.
11.Quiet never sounded so good.
12.You can't remember the last time you heard a bird sing outside
13.You wonder just how long they'll nap
14. You find that no matter how many times you wash the kitchen table off, it's always sticky.

I'm pretty worn out this week folks...pretty worn the mess out.
Sleep well, for those of us who can't!

~Kimmie